Sent by Alexa, wife of my friend Gerry, after reading of our close call with rednecks many years ago…

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther,
‘Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii . I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas , and Earlene got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn’t get pregnant again.’
Luther asks Billy Bob, ‘So, what you gonna do this year that’s different?’ Billy Bob says, ‘This year I’m taking Earlene with me.’

I have to race off to the airport in 40 minutes for a show in Saint Louis. Why am I posting jokes?? I haven’t packed… I haven’t done anything!!! aaaaahhhhh!!!!